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Emails to my Therapist

Spectacular Household Catastrophe

Dear Nicholas, It’s not as if Bob and I are under fire in Gaza or Ukraine, but our week of household problems has been impressive. And sometimes non-life-and-death things, the household catastrophe, can really rattle a person.

The title of this note could be: The Night The Waterbed Burst. I got up in the wee hours Monday night and discovered that the carpet underfoot was squishy-wet. Same on the other side of the bed.

The Water, The Smell

This bed has served us well for 25+ years (yes, we live like old hippies). But this bed, which had sprung a leak underneath, is no more. Now it’s a big pile of aqua plastic or rubber or whatever. And the carpet reeks of mildew. All to be torn out.

Walt, our marvelous helper with repairs, told me to take all our clothes, Bob’s and mine, downstairs so they wouldn’t be hopelessly mildewed too. (I’d tell you Walt’s last name but he doesn’t want any more jobs like this.) Living room now piled with clothes and some of these are going out instead of back upstairs.

The waterbed has been draining for a couple of days through tubes going out windows on two sides of the room. It’s still heavy, though. I’ve been doing some online research on conventional mattresses that fit into the unconventionally-sized huge built-in waterbed frame. Fun!

And More…

That same day of the waterbed, Bob and I were coming home from his doc appointment (his health doesn’t allow his taking part in this household project.) We stopped on the way and got a drive-through lunch. About an hour and a half later, we were both violently ill.

Food poisoning! More fun!

The Plumbing

We’ve both recovered. But we had already been having worrisome problems with toilets: one clogged again this morning. As I write, the septic-tank-draining man is at work outside. His equipment hums. The bathroom problem is one thing that’s going to be quickly fixed.

Taking Stock

Bob and I are safe and happy together. And though we’re troubled by the state of the nation–and I’m always preoccupied with his health–we’re weathering these household dramas.

I could think of this experience as an invitation to do some serious clean-up and organizing. This is needed: Bob has lived in this house about 50 years and I’ve been here 42+. I’m messy and he’s way worse. Stuff has accrued. So we may come out of this with a neater household…or at least two neater closets.

And one day soon, I’m sure I’ll find all this amusing.

Peggy

Oops, septic tank man tells me there are probably tree roots clogging the pipes. Problem may not be entirely taken care of….

 

 

 

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Comments

  • John Cheek
    September 18, 2025 at 8:31 pm Reply

    Roots clogging the septic! We had the same thing during Covid when every New Yorker was trying to move here to get out of the city. Meanwhile we had several back ups in the basement which were nasty as hell. Our septic servicers were overwhelmed doing inspections for those NYers moving in and wouldn’t help us. Finally a neighbor with a backhoe helped us out, digging, cutting roots out and replacing pipe which had also sagged due to frost 4 feet down!

    • Peggy Payne
      September 18, 2025 at 8:56 pm Reply

      Wow, what an ordeal, John! Nasty basement situation particularly. We’re getting off easy here.

      • John Cheek
        September 19, 2025 at 4:29 pm Reply

        Did not mean to minimize your drama, that was bad enough!

        • Peggy Payne
          September 19, 2025 at 4:47 pm Reply

          You didn’t minimize my drama, John. Not to worry. There should be a support group for owners of old rural plumbing.

  • Kenju
    September 18, 2025 at 9:10 pm Reply

    Oh, I’m so sorry you had to endure this! The waterbed and mold was enough…but food poisoning and clogged toilet too? Unbearable thought! I certainly hope the rest of 2025( at least) is calmer for all of us.

    • Peggy Payne
      September 19, 2025 at 4:50 pm Reply

      Thanks, Judy. We could all use a more calming situation, I think. For 2025 and beyond.

  • Stephanie Bass
    September 18, 2025 at 9:55 pm Reply

    May the goddesses of cleaning and home protection come to you (Hygeia and Hestia I’m thinking). You’ve sure unwillingly hosted the denizens of destruction and deterioration! I think a good house smudging and blessing is also in order. May all be well, and it shall be well.

    • Peggy Payne
      September 19, 2025 at 4:49 pm Reply

      Thank you, Steph. I like this idea. Our helper Walt is Catholic and blesses us every time he leaves.

  • September 19, 2025 at 2:17 pm Reply

    Peggy, your and Bob’s experience with that house with its septic tank, etc. could be an argument for moving every few years! Or…your good use of it for blogging could be an argument for letting long-term problems accrue as fodder for writing to one’s therapist!
    There is a lively lady name of Peggy Payne,
    And her sly use of “wee” is testament to her fame.
    Her need at night to pee
    Reminds myself of me.
    Those visits to the loo at night, they’re such a bane!

    • Peggy Payne
      September 19, 2025 at 4:46 pm Reply

      Lovely limerick, Moristotle. And we love living here so much.This location is a way of life.

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